20 and 1

According to the new york times you can name a pet rat after an ex lover in your life and feed it to a komodo dragon.

Whats worse, running into your only friend while grocery shopping or getting caught by your only mother spanking your monkey.

Whats worse fireside chats with Dennis Prager or abortion? The obvious but freewill still is a thing right?

Whats worse Tom suozzi or aids? The answers obvious but your right to freewill matters.

Whats worse the fact that your innocent until proven guilty or the fact that you already feel guilty inside.

Whats worse the fact that this model of the blog is fashioned from a fictional TV show I seen once or that I am not even joking?

Cancer doctor is in spotlight after bad data, so is my dentist.

I am converting to Hinduism so according to the orthodox church I am being deceived into devil worship, I knew that I should've just opted for the sensory deprivation thing.

Same sex couples in Greece can now marry but the orthodox church still refuses baptism to children of same sex couples. Saying that it goes against the model of the nuclear family.

So now that we know American isolationism is a bad thing and we shouldn't allow murdering unborn children? Or we should just use the defense of the illegality of unborn children to profit politically? Or not? Or both? My body my choice.

In Paris, boutique booksalsemen had concerns of moving all the books away for the Olympics, meanwhile reading? Are you kidding? In this economy? That is the Olympics. It's just so hard. Just watch a biden speech.

Meanwhile macron and biden already settled this debauchery over the booksalesmen and the olymics over a main course of lobsters. These books are the lifeblood of Paris, they've been around for 450 years, without them Hugh grant would've never have meet Julia Robert's.

Do I treat myself cause it's valentines day ♥ or do I starve myself because it's lent, either way I'll still be thirsty cause I have diabetes.

Trumps scorn for alliances isn't his alone, neither is the galactic empires? Destroy the rebel scum? You were the chosen one anakin.

This vanentines chocolate up to God with chocolate covered plan b.

Happy Birthday in heaven!

It's Adam and eve not Adam and Steve.