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Parrots heads everywhere mourn the loss of Jimmy buffet. Meanwhile deadheads are still trying to find there leader cherry Garcia.

The emergency alert system that was used to monitor natural disasters experienced a failure to warn Hawaiians of the immenency of a natural disaster. Meanwhile people are still binge watching alien movies and texting their onlyfan crushes using money laundered from George Santos.

Trans teens with pronoun issues are still trying to figure out the proper use of their own genitalia. Meanwhile funky Kong has seen more female genitalia "than you can shake a stick at."

In his memoir "Spare" the prince of suffex has fond memories of a loving mother whom cuddled aids patients in Africa and was a caring and loving Rex scarafulum and healer of people's.

The popee visited Africa and Mongolia to a warm reception of lions and non-catholics.

Aquaman is the best thing to happen to the ocean since SpongeBob and sandy. The wort thing was obviously killer whale serial killers or the iceberg that sunk the titanic. The jury's still out though because I missed shark week and my heart will go on.

Meanwhile Colin still cries over the verdict of Mr. bates in season 2. (Literaly clinacly depressed)

Fuck it more Donald Trump weed, it may turn your skin orange but you'll be rocking harder than Tom petty at the superbowl in 08.

As America fights social justice issues and posts black squares Russian influencer are posting black squares of their own for the war assault in the Ukraine. As winter comes we can only hope for more ethical ways of waging war and peace in the cold winter months that is customary in times of war for armies. For rich white college kids it's called the winter holidays. For poor Christians it's called sabbatical. For Russia it's called Ceasefire?

Pete Davidson made some remarks on the terrorist attack on Isreal in early October and then went into film critic mode as he highlighted important topics in our society, such as watching game of thrones with his sister and incest. Two important themes here, if they've ever read the book they will fucking tell you about the book,  and if they are a victim of incest they probably have some trauma they're carrying around so be nice. And if there into that sort of thing fuck it they still probably got some trauma.

Doja cat had her hot girl summer this year with her hit paint the town red. Meanwhile while portraying Bob Ross in his hit film "the life of Bob" Owen Wilson is still learning how to paint. Paint those happy little trees Owen.

Climbing the ivy::

Dr. Faust Harvard presedent released her book growing up midcentury which highlighted some of the struggles she contended with as the smartest person in the fn world.

Compared nicely to down home written by black women and slave ship survivor Ruth j Simmons where they would literally drag her around in a bag made for picking cotton when she was 6.

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Racist middle aged white people are enjoying spending time this holiday on vacations and on other lavish holiday expenses. Meanwhile rasist black people are celebrating the release of Nas's the magic 3.

Anxious white girls stressed over social media are harming themselves by cutting taking antipychotic medication and crying over harry styles, Taylor swift and barbie. Meanwhile anxious Chinese women .. oh wait communism I forgot.

Dark trap and NY drill brats have taken over the hip hop scene as rappers like Lil Wayne Lil darky and Nas are some of hop hops finest acts nowadays. Meanwhile rickrubin is still tripping out on lsd somewhere contemplating the mystery of the universe.

#Yiddish is having a moment, showing that survival is an act of stubbornness just ask golda from this year's film golda.

Yiddish is having a moment showing that survival is an act of stubbornness, just ask Judy ten bloom or Anne frank.

Yiddish is having a moment showing that survival is an act of stubbornness, just ask any middle aged millennial who has ever played nazi zombies.

Yiddish is having a moment showing that survival is an act of stubbornness, just ask my aunt jiggy.

Yiddish is having a moment showing that survival is an act of stubbornness, just ask anyone currently living in the bombed out ruins in Gaza.

#Yiddish is having a moment showing that survival is an act of stubbornness, just ask my liver.

In Florida even a hurricane couldn't sweep away presidential politics, meanwhile in Florida an alligator ate tiny Tim's grandmother.

In florida desaintis indicates he has no plans to meet with biden. Biden responded indicating: i have no time to meet with you i was with your mother.

Bad fire in south Africa signs were ignored: collapse and decay of a deteriorating society signs were ignored: collapsing physiological states of physical well being signs were ignored: poor life choices made in the whims of an alcoholic stupor signs were ignored: celebrating a heathen holiday and devil worship sign were ignored. Having sex behind a dumpster: priceless.

Went to tonys pizza seen a picture of Dave Chapelle thought it was his mugshot. No it was actually the guy on comedy central.

Went to Tony's pizza and seen a mugshot of the late great George Carlin, reminded me that football is a tactical sport.

#Recycling your garbage is such an important topic just ask any smoker who has started a giant ass Larsony wildfire because lack of an ash trey.

Spoiler alert butt sex may cause aids just ask any homosexual individual who was alive in the past 40 years.

Jarameir Jager getting inducted into the penguins halls of honor, that guys been playing hockey for so long.

Yiddish is having a moment indicating that survival is a struggle, just ask the late great George Carlin.

Yiddish is having a moment indicating that survival is a struggle, well meet on neutral ground you yiddish kinnishes have struggled enough.

Fanta was invented by nazis.

Neo-nazism may be a cultural sign post that I'm avoiding talking about as much as Hitler. Said a former Trump aide.

Anti-Semitic views? terrible right? Almost as terrible as unasked for sympathy or unwanted attention.

I'm taking synchronicity as signposts here so if gingers have no souls and a redhead in a beerbath is ginger ale then a ginger ale is a souless beverage.

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Remember when Trump said "grab em by the pussy" remember when Chris Rock said I hate pussy I was born in a pushy. BACK to you funky Kong with the weather.

Yule logs fires are in, so is prometheus stealing fire from the gods.

Yule log fires are in this holiday season, I just got one virtually installed in my new ev.

Yule log fires are ussualy all the rage in the holiday season, so is my distracted coworker who lives in he'll.

Yule log fires are all the rage this holiday season, so are homemade baked goods, Giving canned goods to firetrucks, and girl scout cookies. Unfortunatley for Santa your drunk uncle got hungry and ate all the girl scout cookies.

Whats more likely finding the girl of your dreams or being abducted by about alien? I'm not sure but the last time I went to the therapist my doctor couldn't stop talking about that new alien movie Nope directed by Jordan Pele. I think she's trying to tell me something.

Daylight savings time is here you know what that means, time is just a man-made figment of our society that has no basis in human understanding. For more on that here's medium and occult bookeeper Charlotte ash:

Charlotte has been around for such a longtime as such an underrated person of colors and frequency that I'd like to take this moment Colin just to say my appreciation and gratitude for this person's struggle.

Colin: so you'd like to appreciate yourself?

Charllote: yes coco I'd like to just take this fleeting moment to give praises to our veteran ancestors and just divulge just even for a brief moment into the time warped continum and take this asthetic pleasure in pleasing myself for the love of goodness and ambidexterity.

Coco: what does that even mean?

Charloyte: what it means Colin is that if we strip away some of this self fabricated time structured reality and give shine to our alive members the blessing of faith and intercourse will appear in our endless travels and journeys into arrays of wonder and awe that we occupy by reason of letting go of reason, by being afraid of fear, by speaking up against silence, by talking shots at our local establishments. In order to rebuild ourselves when we feel broken.

Coco: Charlotte ash everyone.

A new study from a science reports that black people like eating Chinese food just as much as white people but not as much as Asian people. As the study suggest Chinese people are just exhausted from serving food to ungrateful americans.

A new study suggests through uses of theoretical string theory and the scientific method that fast food workers are the most Lilley to end the world in a mass extinction in the event of a canabalistic holocaust. I only know that because my sister manages a Wendy's.

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With the winter months coming along soon snow truck drivers are going on strike refusing to shovel snow as they demand higher wages. So more work for my little cousin Erick.

As the demand for holiday luxury items increase So does the likely hood of getting trampled to death doing black Friday shopping.

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, so does my Penis.

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, so does stormy Dainels vagina.

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, so does my Christmas shopping

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, so does Joe biden to get up a flight of stairs.

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, so does Mariah Carey's hairdresser.

Ukraines brutal push relies on several small scale assault groups, So do trumps lawyers.

Officials knew 'bad building' before fire, so did Alan Rickman in die hard.

Officials knew 'bad building' before fire, so did Kevin in home alone.

Officials said warning signs were ignored in south Africa before a building fire, that's what Joe pesi told the other guy in home alone before Kevin got to them.

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We all know the precidencys get followed under a microscope nowadays, lile donald trump for instance, If you wanna see another jackass being followed around all day just watch the movie EO who's main character is literally a donkey.

Paul rudd can count numbers using Pittsburg steelers players back of their jerseys, you know who else does that? King of coke Henry frick another Pittsburg native.

The next silent hill movie is scheduled to be released next summer shot live from Centralia PA. The film is directed by a horny teenage boy live streaming his attempt to pay a female sex worker on onlyfans.

The next silent hill film movie is set to go under production in Pennsylvanias haunted coal mine where the movie is set to be filmed. What wasn't planned for was John fetterman and his cronies working on a huge fracking project Which delayed the project.

Yule logs are all the rage in the holiday season, just ask my uncle who lit himself on fire roasting weiners on Christmas eve. Uncle Greg set himself on fire grandma got run over by a reindeer and Santa passed out on the roof. Twas the nightmare before Christmas.

Twas the nightmare before Christmas and all through the house, uncle Greg brought the wine coolers, and Ryan was listening to deadmau5, the stockings of damsels hung everywhere, and the horny maidens lost all their underwear.

Every year we get a nice reboot of some christmas movie that follows Santa and we sometimes get naughty or horror versions of the same trope. Movies like bad Santa, violent night, krampus, Fred Claus and elf. If you wanna see another jackass being followed around just watch the movie EO. Who's main character is literally a donkey.