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1. Pro Palestinian protests going on and I still can't find my clean underwear

2. Every college is up in arms about gazas war, salmon Rushdie got stabbed, meanwhile my rabbi suggest I take it slow and stop being racist.

3. Lantern flys assault the city, meanwhile nobody can find spiderman.

4. Succession star keiran kulkian swats 70 lanternflys according to his audible count meanwhile children in Africa starve.

5. Colin joust says I can drink beer and watch his wife's little art movies, meanwhile there's vomit on the floor and now the janitors mad.

6. Knock knock? Who's there? Tax season your going to jail.

7. Knock knock? Who's there? Go away.

8. Indie photographer takes artsy picture of pine tree, meanwhile lady on crystal meth thinks it's a schlong.

9. Kratos carries his wife's ashes up the mountain, meanwhile Daniel Radcliffe is the devil in his new art movie.

10. Stuck in new jerseNew Jersey on the freeway, meanwhile, evs from China are banned specifically byd electric hybrids because of trump era tarrifs.

11. My brother is a freaking nerd says Pete Davidson in his new art movie, meanwhile GameStop doesn't sell ps5s to poor people. Or non nerds.

12. Time is just a man made concept, just like your job in which the paycheck is the only thing that matters.

13. I am an intern for the galaxy far far away and keep messing with mace windus purple lightsaber that says you will never be granted the rank of master.

14. It's time for Spock to find his human heart meanwhile I'm fangirling over Dakota fanning in an m night shaymalon movie.

15. There putting in 80 Wawa's as far south as georgia meanwhile I'm still fangirling.

16. Keira nightly stars in biopic about princess Kate meanwhile I can't find a date.

17. Unashamed podcast with Phil Jason and Al is really good. It's my most listened to. Meanwhile Louisiana's broken healthcare system doesn't support Medicare.

18. St. Benedict of nursia says to give conscious attention to holy writ. Meanwhile Solomon had 700 wife's and 300 concubines meanwhile I can't find a date.

19. Idgaf

20. Ir